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Chopped drinking game
3. December 2016
1 drink if:
- three males and one female
- someone says something along the lines of “I’m too good for this ingredient"
- someone garnishes with citrus
- someone fries an ingredient for a garnish
- multiple chefs make the same type of dish
- only one person knows how to correctly prepare the ingredient
- someone forgets a basket ingredient until the last minute
- someone leaves off a basket ingredient
- an italian pronounces everything in a thick accent
- salad in the appetizer round
- ice cream in the dessert round
- someone panics over their baked dessert not cooking
- someone attempts to make a risotto
- someone talks about chopping something up and then cuts themself
- a competitor “has overcome a lot of obstacles and is not going to let this one take them down”
- “get it on the plate”
- sriracha
- “I’m looking down at my dish and I’m feeling good”
- a judge asks someone if they tasted their dish and they didn’t
2 drinks if:
- alex and scott are sitting next to each other
- a dessert isnt sweet enough for amanda
3 drinks if:
- scott conant’s chest hair is showing
- ted allen says “be well”
- someone describes food as “sexy” (+1 if it’s scott conant)
finish your drink if:
- that one asshole that you were rooting against wins
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